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Description: Cute little timewaster in which you must put the correct items in their places. I've found that if you're stuck with too many of one item you can always place it on the trolley to get rid of it

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Made in Japan

Strawberry Clip - $ 3.95 Strawberry Clips are approx 1-1/4" x 1/2" long. These clips are small but very sturdy. Made in Japan.

Made in Japan


A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a
Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed
limit but the Jap was getting impatient.

The following is their conversation on the way to the airport .

A Toyota Camry overtook t he taxi.....zoom....

Jap: Look ...look ...Toyota!! ...very fast!!!.... made in Japan!
Proton...no good.... made in Malaysia.

Driver: yah....

After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi....zoom.

Jap: look.... look.... Nissan!!!..... very good!! very fast! made in Japan!
Proton.... no good.... made in Malaysia

Driver: yah....yah...

After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi...zooom. !

Jap: look.... look... Honda!!.... very GOOD!!....very fast!!....made
in Japan! Proton...no good...made in Malaysia

Driver: yah...yah...yah....!

Arriving at the airport,the Jap is about to pay the taxi driver.

Jap: How much?

Driver: RM150/-

Jap: Oh... very expensive..... you overcharge ! !

Driver: Noooo .... look .... look .... Sony meter!!....very good!!....
very fast!.... Made in Japan!


Mousse Chocolate Pocky - $ 1.64
From: CTC Food International, Inc.

5 DONT'S when you are sleeping

DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity.
Though small, but if
you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it
might have adverse effects
on your health.

DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA
Scientists in America have discovered those that
wear bras for more than 12
hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer.
So go to bed without it.

DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE
Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere
near you is not encouraged.
Though some of us will use phones as alarm
clocks, but please put the phone
as far as possible. Scientists have proved that
electrical items
including mobile phone and television sets emit
magnetic waves when used.
These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous
system. Therefore if you
need to put your mobile phone near you, switch it
off first.

DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP
People who sleep with make up might have skin
problems in the long run.
Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have
difficulty in breathing
and problem in perspiring. You will also need a
much longer time to go
into deep sleep.

DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' WIFE / HUSBAND
You may never wake up again.

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime




SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.




GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.




HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.




LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.




PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.




DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.




HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.